Question

COME ONE COME ALL!

A) Tell me your funniest ORIGINAL JOKE. I should have never heard it before. Make it good.

B) Attach a picture of the weirdest object you own.

Answer 1

A mother takes her child to a psychiatrist.

Psychiatrist: Please tell your problem.

Mother: My child always speaks lie. I am trying hard. But I failed to mend him.

Psychiatrist: What he tells in school?

Mother: The teacher also charged for his lying.

Psychiatrist: Hm. Why you tell lie my dear child?

Child: No sir. I never lie. Everything is true to me.

Mother: See sir!!

Doctor thinks the matter for a few minutes.

Psychiatrist: Did you hear any speech of a political leader during election campaign when you were pregnant?

Mother: Yes sir

Psychiatrist: Oh, then case is clear. Politicians always speak lie. They give false promise. During pregnancy if one listen to the political speech then the child becomes a born-lier. Nothing can change him. Sorry madam.

B.